Hello there, and welcome to my super dooper, shiny new blog!
Interesting title, but what the chuff does it mean?
No, I'm not a prostitute who never showers, and wants to cuddle you, so you're quite safe there.
I hasten to add that I'm not a prostitute at all, that is most definitely not my idea of a career (there's a possible story there later)
Perverts, sorry, *Obi Wan Kenobi voice* this is not the blog you are looking for.
It may help incredibly if I explain what the word 'hooker' means in this context;
It is a colloquial term for someone who crochets. I crochet a lot, probably too much, if there is such a thing, thus I am a 'Hooker'
Still baffled?
I'm not surprised!
There is a wonderful group on a certain social media site called "Dirty Hookers" of which I am a most privileged member. We're a bit of an eccentric bunch of people, no holds barred, pull no punches. In the last week I have been able to find a whole bunch of people who are the same brand of crazy, and we all share the common thread of crafting and/or crocheting. From a lunatic artist's point of view, it's like being home.
Nothing is off limits, so it can get fairly interesting at times, and that all adds to the fun of it.
It was Shelley who inspired me to do this; she asked if anyone blogged.
I used to, before my life got swallowed up by art and crochet, but I have missed my periodic writing of waffle. Brilliant! Let's combine the 3, and see what happens!
I also enjoy ranting about family life, contending with the trials and tribulations of bringing up two daughters who are as fearsome, genius, and headstrong as their mother. It lets other parents know that it's perfectly acceptable to look at your child from time to time and ponder;
"I wonder, if I took you back to the hospital, would they let me exchange you for a nice one?"
as they're wailing like banshees in the middle of the supermarket.
Don't get me wrong, my kids are my heartbeat, but sometimes I could quite cheerfully sell them to Brangelina.
*stay on topic Kez, ffs!!*
Now, where was I?
Oh yes!
So, what to call this insane blog?
Well, who else was I going to ask, other than my fellow dirty hookers.
Patricia played an in joke blinder with;
"Spoon! You dirty hooker!"
Then Jasmine, the awesome wonder that she is, came up with;
"Spooning a Dirty Hooker"
YES! It tells you everything you need to know about this blog.
Thank you, Jasmine, it's the best blog title ever!
And so, here we are, a blog full of waffle about crochet, art, and family life.
Chances are it will contain the following adult themes;
Sexual reference
Swearing
Reproductive organs (I get ranty with pmt)
Nuts
More swearing
More sexual reference
Occasional violence, maybe (pmt)
If that would offend you, get off my blog, and then get off the internet, forever!!
And on that bombshell, I'm riding my unicorn outta here!
Tally ho chaps and chapesses!
